The Massive Complete Book of Mystery's Pick Up Artist Routines! All Mystery Method PUA Routines In Over 1000 Pages! Project Hollywood by Method Mystery & Mystery Method & Mystery & Project Hollywood & Mystery Corp

Author:Method, Mystery & Mystery Method & Mystery & Project Hollywood & Mystery Corp [Method, Mystery]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-07-15T05:00:00+00:00

You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower? Her: No

You: The other 7% sing

Her: Oh yeah?

You: And do you know what they sing?

Her: No, what?

You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then. Her: HAHAHA

A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!" I didn't know rolex made plastic watches

Nice……..You Buy that new?

When they bump you "Did you just grab my ass……..Damn"

I could marry a woman like you. (Be serious)…. I'd divorce you a week later and take half you money.

(When complimented) Can't you come back with something more original? No I'm not going home with you. Why don't you buy me a drink?

Aren't you going to open the door for me

What's your problem?

I think I need to get in touch with my inner lesbian. I'd probably spend too much on batteries though.

Serious. Oh so is this the part where your gonna give me your little opinion oh that's so cute.ok go ahead.

When she says. As if (seriously) reply "isn't that cute"

Old enough to answer a question like that.

Misinterpret everything and tell her to back off

When they bust back

Yeah? To her lines

Save yours for a good spot.

Her good ones hehehehe

Bust on bad ones.

Suspisios question. Say how old are you quickly

Disses my stuff thanks for noticing.

Yes your ass looks fat in those pants

I was on the phone with your mom

What gave you the idea that we were

Why are you bringing up sex for the first time. What are you frustrated Why do you wan't to learn how? Are you bisexual

I just call it like it is

Fake emotions are classic

Act offended

They laugh and are pissed

Laugh and your loser.

Don't see her more than 1 or 2 a week

End every meet

Call me don't make plans after 1st be open to possibilities

Misinterpret everything

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with. I don't now what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce 'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon

Two billion years of evolution and that's what you come up with

Do they ever shut up on your planet

Don't worry. I forgot your name too

You look like shit.

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